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If your GPS system was a Southerner

“Aww, shucks, sorry ya’ll.. ya’ll drove straight. What I meant to say was turn here” “Well, hell, my mistake ya’ll.. I just told you to turn left into a long line of incomin’ traffic. Ah am so sorry. Should I call the ambulance?’ I swanee, I ’spose I forgot to tell you to turn 20 miles back. I gather you’re now in the wrong State.’ “Well, you don’t have to get all fired up and curse at me like that’ “I’m sorry, I had too much to drink last night.. left? right? straight? hell, I dunno, ya’ll tell me’

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