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What Would Southerners Do
A Southerner does not tail people. If anyone is tailing a Southerner, that person must be in a hurry to get back North.
A Southerner does not cuss much around others- unless the others are pets. ‘Get off my god damn pillow!’
A Southerner may exclaim 'I'll tell you what!' ten times a day.
A Southerner says please and thank you to about any person they encounter.
‘Please pass me the Pimento Cheese, thank you.’
A Southerner always treats people like gold, except when the in laws are in town.
Jiminy Cricket: ‘OMG!’
Bless Her Heart: Either a sincere condolence or another way to say 'Thank God I’m not her'.
Hissy fit: a tantrum; "He's pitching a hissy fit because the mower won't start.'
Grits-coarsely ground corn that some people from California won't touch.
Sweet Tea- The liquor of the South.
Half and Half- An iced tea that is only half sweet (also known as Half Cut).
Unsweetened Tea- Definition unknown.
LuLu: The new baby's name (not to be confused with the neighbor's cow)
Hon- A complete stranger.
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